BRIDGET AND RICK

Let me tell you about lovely little Bridget
Small in stature some would say a midget
Never stands still and always likes to fidget
Tried to stop her habit by tablets and a widget

Bridget's best friend is a guy named Rick
Easily recognisable as he has a nervous tic
I met this pair in a crowded pub last night 
As you can imagine they look quite a sight

Rick and Bridget were both talking at the bar 
Not for long as Bridget likes to wander far 
Rick's reaction was that his head started to jerk
I decided to leave the pub and get ready for work