Poem -

BRING IT ON

BRING IT ON

It's not the first...

It won't be the last...

The recession is coming!

The recession is coming!

They say...

Did they miss the crazy train?

It's already here...

If you didn't want it you got it anyway...

They know who they are, under their breath they are saying thank you...

If you voted for it against the warnings...

You got it!!

If you're really not sure...

Well, you got it too...

Again it comes with a thank you...

If you don't change it surely, you may just go broke...

Ask Dow Jones and The Stock exchange...

If this is your first recession life session...

Surprise!!

If it's not...

You must really like and appreciate it...

I know in my heart you're just not a friend of mine...

I tried to prevent you from drinking swamp water...

I was way out of line...

I didn't realize it's an acquired taste...

Just like people with a dirty sock fetish...

​​​​​​Multi businesses you can find them on Ebay...

I won't try to protect you anymore...

You may be wanting to ride the crazy train...

Welcome Aboard on the mystery ride......

Let me introduce myself...

I'm the conductor and we may stop on Hungry Lane...

We may go across Poverty Bridge...

Where it stops nobody knows...

After I drop all you lunatics off...

I'm keeping on...

Laughing all the way...

If you need a handkerchief don't fret...

Just use your sleeve...

This is the Crazy Train...

One thing you won't find on this journey is...

Pity...

I'm not throwing the party...

Should I send the inquirers to you?

Gee, I wonder what would it be like if people had a brain?

Sorry folks...

Making a pit stop...

Leave your money in your seat...

As soon as you get off you'll only throw it away anyway...

Pee wherever you would like...

Just not on me...

Are you going to tell me that's a federal offense and you'll go to jail?

You could be right...

You could get more time then if you're playing in the killing fields...

You're good at creating poison...

Pick one...

It's your choice now...

Bring on your crazy...

I'm more than ready...

sparrowsong
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