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BUD WEISER AND STELLA ARTOIS

BUD WEISER AND STELLA ARTOIS

Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink
It's not as crazy as some might think 
Both on demand should your throat be dry  
Their cool crisp taste is heavenly I'm not going to lie 

Bud and Stella were chatting and getting on well 
That's when Bud noticed a terrible smell 
In walked Frank Furter who joined them at the bar 
He said he was grateful to be released from his jar 

Frank was telling them as the bar was now shut 
He was meeting a lady tomorrow named Hazel Nut 
Bud and Stella both left Frank and said good night 
Putting an end to this nonsensical rhyme would be about right   

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KIERAN1369

Hi Cherie 

Many thanks for your lovely comment ....all the best to you and Tony for a lovely Christmas (well it's Christmas in England on the 25th !) 

If you can mention to Tony that the Cowboys are having a very up and down season !

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