"BULLIES SUCK!"

They laugh at me outwardly where any and all can see. I laugh through the broken heart and momentary embarrassment, run straight home and head straight to the Internet. I had seen a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates the other day. Glasses daring his proud nose to hold them in their place; they seem inexpensive, but it's Bill Gates, they've had to cost a lot. I wipe my tears on my sleeve and go to an old picture of Mr. Steve Jobs, I also came across. I ponder on such a great impact the man afforded humanity with before he left. I bet his bullies didn't see that one coming. Snot hits my keyboard... My muttered sobs challenge my scorned and beat physical to delve deeper into learning how to defend myself. I spit on the floor, simply out of rage that's returning... I see small splatters of blood and I'm irate again! I push the keys, but WiFi-- or is it this fossil mom calls a computer that won't allow me to search faster?-- I need to see how to block such a forceful kick-- how to crush his larynx in response to the next hit. The tears begin to overwhelm me... My computer takes a turn for itself-- Hey, that's Leonard, from the "Big Bang Theory"-- I wonder why he's on my screen then suddenly I remember an episode where him and the gorgeous, Penny, kissed allowing their tongues to emulate the French-- you know, a French kiss... Suddenly the pun I made to myself is allowing so much anger to subside. I just don't get why?! I don't bother anyone. I know that that's just how some dudes are; fast cars, cute girls-- the detention for not listening-- dude, leave me alone! I really don't want to fight back... I shouldn't have to. Dude, take the freakin' wallet, obviously you need it's contents more than me! I began to laugh through my swollen cheek-- Ha... I may not be the coolest in their eyes, but I sure am the coolest dude I know. HA! Laughter through such turmoil. My heros had to have went through this chaos-- E=mc2-- HA! Wait... I wonder if I'm laughing because the "nerd", the "dork" they percieve me to be will one day be their boss; I'll one day be rich and famous and blameless in the eyes of men and grand to the greatest sculpted woman designed just for me. Wait... Am I being a bully too laughing at these dudes who just don't get it? I mean, gloating even though I'm keeping it inside? Well, I cleaned myself and decided I'd never be like them! I went to my room and wrote today's encounter down; I'll share it with mom when she gets home. Not to worry her, but to insure her that I'm okay through the antics bullies display. Perfect, today, three full hours of, "The Big Bang Theory"-- I can watch the roles reversed. Tomorrow is another day. Another ill face... Strong, patient-- controlled! What do I learn trying to hurt these jerks? What do I gain taking my problems out on society, like those jerks that grab guns and shoot innocent people-- you're being bullies just like  the people who bully us. Yeah, dudes these bullies suck; but no worse than us too if we do the same crap. Tomorrow I'll survive again. Bill, get my internship position ready, I'm coming to work ready real soon.   BULLIES SUCK!

Sincerly, the coolest guy I know! :)