CACTOBLASTIS !!

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" Cactoblastis!!? "

I can`t write about this!!

Oh damn and blast it!

That new idea?

Has just gone right past me!

I`ve obviously lost it!!

It`s a flippin` cactus.

Methinks it is!!

Isn`t it?

But! to think about it makes me thirsty!

And itchy!!

How hard can it be??

To describe it!

It`s description? Oh gosh!!

It`s in the dictionary.

Oh! really?

I can`t find it!?

Damn, and blast it!!

But they exist!

So do dictionaries!

According to Mr R kightly!

Who natters on about them expertly!!

It`s green and spiky In appearance!!

Isn`t it??

Tall and stately!

Is it really?!

YES!!?

But I`ve lost the blasted dictionary!!

Oh sod it...!!

As they say at Lord`s!!?!

This is just not cricket!!

` THAT`S ` in the dictionary!!!

Dedicated to Ross Kightly who challenged me to write about a cactus!!