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Calamity At The Distillery

Calamity At The Distillery

The bloody murder weapon
found at the scene
of the Jim Beam homicide
had the gold initials JW applied

This led detectives to suspect 
the victim's arch rival
a Mr J Walker
to be the perpetrator of the crime

Forensics was able to match
the crimson stained evidence
with prints
from a fancy walking stick
owned by the dapper suspect

DNA fragments of glass
found in the suspect's ass
matched those at the scene
which indicated a desperate struggle
between Mr Walker
and the late Mr Beam

Alcohol of course
played a major factor
in this tragic fatal dispute

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lodigiana

Such an entertaining piece..however I think  I can shed some light on this unfortunate situation as I believe it was occasioned due to a ‘Famous Grouse’ existing between the two men and a third party..a certain Mr Jack Daniels ..known as JD to his friends..and yes...I am sure some alcohol would have been involved! ..thank  you for the smile this brought about my friend!   Loved it ...Lodigiana x

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