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“Calling Customer Services” Grrrrrrrrr ?

“Calling Customer Services” Grrrrrrrrr ?

I listened to automated messages with European voices instructing me to select options with keypad numbered choices

Now bare in mind I was deafened by the sound with a song on repeat
as I stood pacing the floor with my fidgety feet
Over and over that same sound played til’ my head was sore and my dizziness swayed

Held amidst a queue on the end of a phone feeling frustrated as hell and totally blue
I absolutely detest calling customer services, it fills me with anxiety and nauseating nervousness

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Marion

Aw bless you...I HATE it too...my blood pressure goes through the roof in bloody red hot rage!!!! My sympathies and I will be along presently to checkout the other 1000 poems ?, lol,  kids are still home, I'm popping on and off randomly....hugs ?

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Katina Woodruff...

A great poem Jill!  

We get so many spam telephone calls in our home, none of us want to pick up the phone anymore. When on the phone with customer service for many businesses it's like taking a thirty minute nap, while standing up holding the phone, or trying to go to the bathroom, or while doing the dishes. Once I spent an hour and a half on hold for something important and they they just hung up! Ha-ha! 

 

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Jill Tait

Dam hate those automated things lol Thank you ❤️?❤️

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