CAN'T GET THE COLOR GREEN FROM A RIPE RADISH

Sparrowsong have you hired anyone for the job yet?

All the applicants have a College Degree which they received for free...

I'm beginning to think I'm going to go out of the Country and hire someone...

I found someone I think you're going to be very happy with...

Why do you say that?

She's like no one you have met, yet...

I think you're going to like her a lot...

Get in touch with her and ask her if she can come in tomorrow...

If it works out she's hired on the spot...

You want me to send her home?

She's here?

Yes...

Send her in, please...

Sparrowsong will see you now...

Hi...

Hello...

​​​​​​If you're hired can you start tomorrow morning?

Yes...

Can you be here by 7:00?

You don't want to have me do a drug test or background check?

If you fall off a ladder, we'll talk about it...

Otherwise, no...

​​​​​​Are you dangerous?

No...

​​​​​​So far so good...

​​​​​​What is your education level?

I graduated High School and...

I started College but, I dropped out...

You dropped out?

Yes...

​​​​​​That's wonderful!

You're hired!

I am...

Yes, you didn't suck me dry on taxes and everyone's come in with a free Masters Degree...

I guess I'm supposed to be impressed...

They don't have to work so they don't have a reason to fail unless, they didn't study...

I thought I was going to have to do this myself...

See you in the morning!

How much will I earn?

As little as possible for the Government...

But, you will receive a Daily Gift...

The  People and the Government wants to screw me, can't get the color green from a ripe radish...

Hugs...

sparrowsong