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Cat-i-tude

Cat-i-tude

My friends cat got cat-i-tude
spoiled and downright rude
thinks he’s just purr-fect
has all my tights wrecked
he’s such a cool kitty
sitting there looking pretty
I don’t know what’s going to happen
have to stop myself from cat nappin’
that would be a cat-astrophe
ā€˜cos my friend means too much to me

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Tina Moore

lol i love this susan and quick nomination Ā i won't be" CATTY" Ā lol Ā  Ā  Ā  congrats Ā  tina

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Susan O'Reilly

lol Tina a puss in cool boots I'd say if you were all the best Susan x

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Susan O'Reilly

Hi Nancy don't mind them but I'm definitely a doggie person glad you enjoyed cheers Susan x

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lcarts

lol hilarious that one made me laugh lol susan

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