Cats And Dogs.

The sun don't shine but black clouds rain cats and dogs upon my head.
I will tell thee it is bloody painful when those cats and dogs land on your head with their bloody claws wide open.
Especially if your head like mine is as baldy as a coot.
I think I'll invest in a tough umbrella.
Or move to a drier sunnier climate.
I am bloody well glad i don't live in a monsoon rainy climate.