Change My Mind

The Boomer man
that I will always be
will never comprehend
pants made of denim
with holes in them
by design..

By design?

As in on purpose?

This fashion statement blows my mind..

And not little rips anymore
with teasing peek-a-boo intent..

We're talking huge gaping shredded caverns..

Showing more skin than thread..

Which is the prurient intent I guess..

And a trend I have never been against..

But why not just wear a short dress?

(Feel free to Google this torn clothing concept)