Poem -

CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE

 
A tightwad and skinflint so says Google 
With his money he was tight and frugal 
No designer clothes for this old man 
Ate all his meals from out of a can 

This man watched every penny for sure 
Always within his limits not a penny more
No treats or pleasures for this man spent 
Despite all of this his money quickly went 

The lifestyle of this man changed today 
Would spend all his money without delay 
Why this should be I really don't know 
Fancy clothes were visible and on show 

The meals for this man now three course
A mad moment and he brought a horse 
No longer a skinflint or a tightwad 
Just a selfish and cantankerous old s*d

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Richard Waters

CROSS THE LINE. Heading for " The Other Side " where life is different ? Do you see the truth, now ? Directions you go in..... defines YOU. 
Find in your heart, and " FLESH AND BLOOD " all you need, to grow. To, be standing where you want to stand. TO FIGHT. For, what is right. And, brings the future you desire. At any time. :) :)
Then, there is " Love And Friendship " to consider. And, the smile....making everything worthwhile. :) :)

Reply
Poem -

A SINATRA WANNABE

Modelled himself on Sinatra hopeful of success
Copied all his mannerisms the poise and finesse...

Poem -

NOBODY ELSE COMES CLOSE

You are my light when all around me is dark
Nobody else comes close or hits the mark
You...

Poem -

UNUSUAL AND UNIQUE

Those who have seen me I'm considered a freak
Something you don't see every day of the week
...

Latest poems in Comedy, Drama, Narrative

Poem -

Long interminable hours...

Long interminable hours...

of darkness doth not compute
alternately titled:
The descent of dusk affects grapefruit...

Poem -

Prunella Perished

Dedicated to Prunella Scales (1932-2025) who died on October 27...

Prunella Perished

She starred in 'Fawlty Towers' and 'Consuming Passions' as well.
She was a very talented actress and...

Poem -

A PLACE IN HEAVEN

A PLACE IN HEAVEN

I've walked through sunshine,
I've walked through rain.
I've met all types of people,
...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com