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CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE

 
A tightwad and skinflint so says Google 
With his money he was tight and frugal 
No designer clothes for this old man 
Ate all his meals from out of a can 

This man watched every penny for sure 
Always within his limits not a penny more
No treats or pleasures for this man spent 
Despite all of this his money quickly went 

The lifestyle of this man changed today 
Would spend all his money without delay 
Why this should be I really don't know 
Fancy clothes were visible and on show 

The meals for this man now three course
A mad moment and he brought a horse 
No longer a skinflint or a tightwad 
Just a selfish and cantankerous old s*d

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Richard Waters

CROSS THE LINE. Heading for " The Other Side " where life is different ? Do you see the truth, now ? Directions you go in..... defines YOU. 
Find in your heart, and " FLESH AND BLOOD " all you need, to grow. To, be standing where you want to stand. TO FIGHT. For, what is right. And, brings the future you desire. At any time. :) :)
Then, there is " Love And Friendship " to consider. And, the smile....making everything worthwhile. :) :)

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