CHANGES FOR CHANGES SAKE

I hate changes for changes sakeĀ
A new design, a new taste or a new name to makeĀ
Take for example a can of Irn BruĀ
The sugar content taken out without consulting me or youĀ
Then somebody somewhere messed about with sweetsĀ
Marathon became Snickers and M&Ms replaced Treats
Music was the next thing to alter and change
The kids of today call records weird and strangeĀ
Celebrities change their name for added sparkle
Did you know Prince Harry's fiance is really Rachel Markle?Ā
Don't set me off on the design of CokeĀ
All these worldwide changes are now beyond a jokeĀ

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