CHANNEL No 5

There she lay naked!

On her clevage just a hint of Channel No 5.

Stretched out and languid with pure lust.

Her lovely blue eye`s were shining so bright

Just the thought of his arms around her waist!!

Made her heart throb fit to burst.

She met him near that new Bingo place

Just at the top of the street.

He was collecting his bus pass from the lost property.

Oh...but she couldn`t wait

Boy!!...was he in for a treat!

She`d not had a cuddle in such a long time

She`d almost forgotten how it felt.

Then in he saunters into her room!

With flowers, chocolates and bubbly for two!

Wearing his lucky bow tie!

Then he pulled back the covers and feasted his eye.

As on the bed he carefully knelt.

Then expertly and quickly he undid his belt!

Off next came the shirt, but not his bow tie!

He has some style this man! and some class!!

He threw his trousers to the floor

Then took out one eye made of glass!!

She sighed and breathed deeply, with total abandon

Then she blurted out !

" Come to me my amore!! "

Then off came his glasses

But not his back brace!!

By now his old heart was begining to race!

Then he rolled down his long-johns with surprising haste.

Thinking..." she`s gorgeous!! I really can`t wait. "

He removed his false leg and shoved it quickly under the bed

Before she saw it and got in a state!

But! oh dear!! he knocked his glass eye onto the floor!!

It clattered and rolled away scaring the cat!

As he bent down to get it his toupee slipped then his false teeth fell out!!

Landing in his toupee!!!

After rescuing his eye!

Then his hair and false teeth!!

He turned appologetically to her!

With his sweetest smile about to say sorry for the delay!!

But curled up and snoring all snug and warm was she!

Fast asleep under the duvet!!