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CHARLIE ADAMS AND HIS HANGOVER

Hey hey have you heard the breaking news?
Charlie Adams is suffering from last night's booze
His head is spinning like a spinning top
All the noise this morning Charlie wishes it would stop

Charlie wishes he had an answer to this hangover cure
He can't face his breakfast that's for sure
So much beer or maybe it was the shots
He was certainly drinking lots and lots

Poor Charlie Adams I feel so sorry for you
It's self inflicted that much is true
I hope you sober up quickly and really soon
Perhaps an alcohol detox as we are approaching June

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lodigiana

I know I shouldn't laugh but I did..this all sounds so very very familiar!!! Nice write Kieran...(I hope it is not based on personal experience..but then again...haha)  lodigiana x

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