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CHARLIE AND HIS THREE WHEELER

CHARLIE AND HIS THREE WHEELER

Charlie Morris drove a bright yellow three wheeler 
He brought it from a backstreet dodgy dealer 
Charlie didn't care this car was his pride and joy
The fact is people thought he looked like Del Boy 

Down the street or down a road 
Charlie always used the highway code
Green at traffic lights  means its safe to go 
Charlie remembered this from his driving test years ago

So if you see a yellow three wheeler in your street 
I guarantee its Charlie Morris that you will meet 
A nice chap is Charlie that is for sure 
With his car of three wheels and one side door
 

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