Charmer

We met in a dank downtown saloon

We declared our love the next afternoon

Your words suggested permanence in my life

and you spoke of making me your wife
 

We celebrated our new found love

By going uptown to the Shady Dove

You confided that you'd been down on your luck

I was only too happy to give you a buck

You convinced me with your persuasive smile

So I agreed to help you out for a while
 

You need to pay the past two months rent

Then you had to fix the El Camino's new dent

Your high tech stereo was stolen last night

You assured me a new one would put an end to your plight

Then you needed new snake skin shoes

and you only drank top quality booze
 

But I could see no reason to complain

For  I knew my love was not in vain

But soon you decided it was time to leave

Well I knew now your love I could not retrieve
 

You dug your hole much too deep

Your were nothing but a dirty low down creep

You took my money and felt no shame

But who but myself could I rightfully blame
 

For all noble qualities that you lack

I don't understand why i want you back