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CHICKEN SHIT ..a statement on modern values by Jude kyrie

CHICKEN SHIT ..a statement on modern values by Jude kyrie

It hit the papers particularly the tabloids
don't act surprised.
AJuicy headline sells newsprint.

RAPIST HELD THIRTY VICTIMS PRISONER FOR FOUR YEARS
the rooster had been arrested
by six police armed special forces personnel.
he put up a grisly fight scratching several of them
and taking a chunk out
Of one slow moving officers arse
with his still sharp beak.
in court
the proceedings went as planned
for the young district attorney a young
Lipsticksless female with boyish good looks..
she won her judgement
unable to surpress  a slight smile
even more noticeable
than when she on rare occasions
had satisfactory sex.
the prime witness was a hen
A Rhode island red very young and pretty.
the rooster got six years to life
a Death setence
to a two year old rooster his sexual prme.
the DA said to the hen in her
condescending non convincing tone.
dont worry honey
you will never be raped by that   
ravishing monster again.
the sweet hen looked up
into the DAs lifeles dead seyes
tears were falling  down
her sweet henny cheeks.
SHE. BLURTED..OH ....OH.  ..OH. 
NOOOO!
then in a quiet voice she whiapered
can you ask. Him to come just once a week.
 

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