Poem -
Chipolata
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I grow fatterΒ
A butcher's special chipolataΒRoll me overΒ
The truth don't matterΒ
Searing grill linesΒ
Watch my spatterΒPray for me and for my soul
Exorcise me with an endoscopyΒ
Domestos up my bullet holeΒ
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Comments
lol those brats look so deliciously innocent on the grill, who'd guess they were hiding a very fiery secret...enough to make any grown person weep...I adore spicy it don't like my poor sphincter though. this would be a tale of better in than out I guess...lolΒ
Love your funny verse!
Thank you so much for your positive comments Lisa. I hope this lockdown ends soon.
Stay safe - Syd xoΒ
Lol Syd clever write and funny, much needed in these times
Thank you so much Simon.Β
Hope you're keeping wellΒ - SydΒ