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Chipolata

Chipolata

Like a porpoiseย 
I grow fatterย 
A butcher's special chipolataย 

Roll me overย 
The truth don't matterย 
Searing grill linesย 
Watch my spatterย 

Pray for me and for my soul
Exorcise me with an endoscopyย 
Domestos up my bullet holeย 

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Syd

Thank you so much for your positive comments Lisa. I hope this lockdown ends soon.

Stay safe - Syd xoย 

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Simon Bromley

Lol Syd clever write and funny, much needed in these times

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Syd

Thank you so much Simon.ย 

Hope you're keeping wellย  - Sydย 

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