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Chocolate Men

Chocolate Men

Men are like chocolates
some to soft, some to hard
some sweet and tasty
some dark and nasty
I’ve tried a few in my time
on some I wouldn’t spend a dime
I like the ones that melt in my mouth not in my hand
add a few nuts, yummm, that’s grand
men are like chocolates
some flavoursome, some not

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Susan O'Reilly

Hi WilliamsJl thanks a mil I can't keep up with all your poems you've written so many lol glad you enjoyed x

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Tina Moore

i love this personally i like the nutty ones dark lol great job susan

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Susan O'Reilly

thanks Tina I don't like dark chocolate at all I dont like soft and gooey ones but honestly no joking I love one's with nuts hope your well glad you enjoyed the poem x

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