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Chook The Dirty Cook

Chook The Dirty Cook

Chook the Dirty Cook

He's a mean old man inside,

Im surprised that you can see him 

what with all the fleas and flies,

He leaves meat out to cook itself

for days or even weeks,

and should you want a garnish

He'll pick one from his teeth

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Surabhi Saxena

Hey Simon..!

Though short but nice one..! And its really  dramatic..:D

Regards

Surabhi

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Tina Moore

lol - good piece simon-wouldn't like to see him.  tinax

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S S

Hey! Thanks Surabhi and thank you Tina for your compliments 

Flattery gets you everywhere!;)

Ive got bucked loads of poetry- Keep this up and ill have to put more on here...

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