CHRISTMAS CHEER

DRINK A GLASS OF CHRISTMAS CHEER

FOLLOW THAT WITH A PINT OF BEER

THEN HAVE A PORT

FOLLOWED BY A SHORT

G AND T TO KEEP YOU CALM

WINE WITH THE TURKEY FROM A LOCAL FARM

TWO BRANDYS IN THE AFTERNOON

TIME FOR MORE WINE SOON

A WHISKEY TO HELP YOU CELEBRATE

ANOTHER WHEN IT’S LATE

CHRISTMAS DAY IS NEVER TO BE MISSED

YOU DON’T KNOW, YOU WERE TOTALLY PISSED!