Clodhopper feet.

Rumbling in the meadows was a little cow named Pete
He had great big ears, and clodhopper feet
He chewed with his mouth open everyday
Grazing away on the finest of hay
One day while chewing down hard, the farmers daughter, walked into his yard - and heard him chewing loud and proud
The animals surrounding
Causing a crowd
Loudly was that little Pete -
With great big ears
And clodhopper feet
Chewing away soĀ proud, the sun still shinning from behind a cloud
The little girl said pardon me Pete, please excuse the way you eat
Some animals have complained that they cannot rest, the sound
of you chewing, a challenging test
Poor little Pete he seemed confused
He tried eating Apple's
But they we're all bruised
He tried eating seed's
But they tasted like weeds
And the hay was his favourite Ā - by far by far
The hay was his favourite - by far
the little girl said don't chew so loud, as the sun kept on shinning from behind the cloud, and the animals complaining had gone to sleep
All except Marvin his friend the sheep.
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Comments
I absolutely loved this ??? ???? fantastically humorous, poor Pete! ???
Thank you Wayne :) <3
I like this Deano, it has a playful tone to it and it made me smile all the way through xxx :-)
Thank you Lucy :) <3
It is a true artist who steps out of the norm and uses the idiom most use for pachyderm-ianĀ tomes for something as lite and fresh as this.
thank you for the new perspective.
john
Thank you john :) <3