Poem -

Closing Time

Closing Time

Someday

before I die

whenever that may beĀ 

I'm going find the time

to recollect

and inventory

all the people

in my life

who have been good to me

I need to thank them

for their generosity

and invite themĀ 

to my wakeĀ 

Good seats guaranteed

causeĀ 

we want to leave

to a full house
Ā 

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