“Cock-a-doodle-do”

“Cock-a-doodle-do my Cockerel crowed to me
I think he meant “Would I like a free range egg for my tea?”
But he is not a she so surely that cannot be?
Alas I have not got a hen, I only own two men
Ah well no chucky eggs for my tea, I shall eat beans on toast,
then I will buy fresh eggs from the greengrocer near the coast
If only I could speak ‘Chicken language’ that would be a good idea then I could understand ‘Cock-a-doodle-do so loud & clear
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Hey Jill,
I loved it! (You probably don't read my silliness, but I, for some unknown reason write about chickens a great deal). Only one awesome friend finds them amusing, but it's just fun.
Anyway, I loved your humor/ humour, so keep it up.
Do you really put eggs in tea? Hmmm.
Thanks for the laugh.
Matthew.
Haha tea is Uk tea time at 5 pm not a drink of tea lol but I will look for your ditties & Thank you loads for your brill comment :)
LOL! I'm the worst British person I know! No wonder Queen Fergie kicked me out of there! lol. You're welcome for the brill comment(if that's a good thing!).
Thanks,
Matthew.
:) ??⭐️