Convention-ally yours

Yes I admit it,
I was a member of
the William Shatner
fan club..
in my teens.
He was my dream.
I was so jealous
of Lieutenant Uhura.
I could blast her,
to smithereens ,
star date 2020.
I'm not so much in love,
with a plastic god..
I'd rather make my frontiers
closer to home..
to finally go..
where no man as gone before..
Planet Pauline..
is a daunting task,,
I'd suggest warp factor fast..
phases on stun..
and shields up for Covid 19