Correction

Dear current staff who are run off your feet
at Auburn District Hospital, New South Wales
 
Unfortunately due to the crown going round 
we can't now meet and greet
  
But I hope this message you've found 
And your butts be down in your seats
 
It may come as a surprise
as you scan your eyes
over this mail
  
That an error occured back in '78

Yes, it long set sail
  
And, well, it's had consequences since that train left the station 
  
Dire events have followed me from nation to nation
  
Like a bad smell peppered with hell
 
So I'm begging you now please check my birth records 
 
I'm sure you've heard of asap but I need it faster
 
See right there on the name line you may find the problem 
  
It could spell D.r.a.m.a., B.a.d. K.a.r.m.a. or even D.i.s.a.s.t.e.r.
 
That one in the middle, if you don't include Master
 
Whatever you find, I'm sure it is bad
  
Perhaps Matron was blind or just stark raving mad
 
Whatever is there, I don't care for which names
  
It must be replaced with a generic "James"
  
For that is the one my mum gave from her heart
  
And let's hope after that I can have a fresh start