Crazy, man!

What’s real love, man?

I don’t know. But I am with the same woman for a long time.
Where did you met her?
Staples Center.
You got a ticket for the NBA?
Yes, I did.
Crazy, man! Was  Earving ‘Magic’ Johnson playing?
Yes, he was.
Crazy, man! Did The Lakers won?
Yes, they did.
Crazy, man! You saw all this?
No.
You said you were there.
I was. In the canteen.
You didn’t see the match on the field?
No, I gave my ticket away.
Crazy, man! Why?
I wanted to stay with the girl of the canteen. She became my wife.
Crazy, man! A girl for The Lakers!

Did I answered your question?
You did, crazy man.