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DARN IT IT'S A TEAR JERKER!

DARN IT IT'S A TEAR JERKER!

Excuse me?

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi...

What's wrong?

Do you have tissues?

Don't look so sad...

I have tissues...

That's not why I'm sad...

Why?

I'm watching a really sad movie...

Sparrowsong you know how you get when you watch tear jerkers...

What is it about?

It's too sad...

No sense both of us being sad...

Ok I will tell you...

​​​​​​The Reindeer can't play any Reindeer games...

Why?

The other Reindeer are being mean...

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

Does his nose glow by any chance?

How did you guess that?

That used to make me cry too...

Wait a minute...

You don't think it 's mean because you're an adult now?

No I think it's...

It's ok...

I'm going to finish watching it...

Maybe, it will have an happy ending...

Sparrowsong...

You're taking the whole box?

Yes...

They're only 2 Ply...

sparrowsong
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