DEAD LUCKY

Dead lucky was the best name to describe him
While others put on weight he always remained slim
It was prohibition in Chicago and people got shot
Obviously people like Dead lucky were alive and did not
Dead lucky always seemed to be on the phone
In his office he made calls to Al Capone
Together these two were above the law
They were both wanted men though that's for sure
Luck only lasts for just a short while
An argument with Capone did not end with a smile
Shots were fired towards Lucky's head
Capone missed his target and hit the wall instead
That's how Dead lucky got his name
Only to be hit by a bus the next day a terrible shame

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Ha ha!