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DEAD LUCKY

DEAD LUCKY

Dead lucky was the best name to describe him
While others put on weight he always remained slim
It was prohibition in Chicago and people got shot
Obviously people like Dead lucky were alive and did not 

Dead lucky always seemed to be on the phone
In his office he made calls to Al Capone 
Together these two were above the law 
They were both wanted men though that's for sure 

Luck only lasts for just a short while 
An argument with Capone did not end with a smile
Shots were fired towards Lucky's head
Capone missed his target and hit the wall instead 

That's how Dead lucky got his name 
Only to be hit by a bus the next day a terrible shame

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