Poem -

Deadly Insulation

Deadly Insulation

I often lament
that I as an older gent
can't love
or even lust anymore
over busty young vixens
who sashay my way
without being
labeled
a "dirty old man" perv

I call extreme
age discrimination
against my disrespected team

For here I am
in the fourth quarter of my life
and I still secretly fantasize sexually
like all hot blooded males do

Only now the girls
are young enough
to be my daughter

EEEWWWW...

A totally unacceptable
violation of calendar gap rules

But I just can’t help it
that I internally throb
like all in heat dudes do
when presented visually
with sweet feminine stimuli
but of course if I get busted
giving the old side eye
to a scantily clad fair maiden
I'm labeled
attraction inappropriate

A leering Lolita lusting creep
if I do not suppress
my desires 
as stealthily as I can

Not a healthy situation

No wonder so many 
of my repressed generation
drop dead
of heart attacks
trying to hold back
the raging hormonal flood
breaching the flimsy stigma dam
that is so against
our natural masculine urges

 

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