DEAR FARMER
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What are you doing sparrowsong?
I'm writing a letter to a Farmer...
βββββYou know a Farmer?
I found them in the Phone Book...
Phone book?
It's under 50 years old...
Most should still be alive...
Right?
Logically yes...
I don't know if it reads good...
Do you want to share it with me?
Yup...
Dear Farmer...
After being in the field from Dawn to Dusk the last thing you want to do is read a letter from a stranger...
I will be as brief as possible because, I know you are ready for some shut eye...
Mornings come quick...
First, I would like to thank you for all that you do to give us food so we don't have to resort to eating grass when everything else is gone......
Some people have been giving you a bad rap...
I say who needs them anyway?
I have an idea I would like you to ponder...
Back in time when people talked to people...
When they showed love and care...
I know you're probably wiping away the cobwebs inside your brain to remember that far back...
I have to do that myself at times...
ββββββThe reason I'm writing to you is because, food prices have gone sky high as you know...
There was a time we could trade for whatever the other needed and wanted...
I would like to bring that back...
They don't care about us as long as they can sit on their ass watching TV and Screens and listening to bogus crap for hours on end...
They have taken God out of buildings but, they can't take God out of us...
I'm thinking while they want to do crazy and push their crazy down our throats maybe, they should have something else to think about...
They can have their berries and fruits...
They can take care of themselves and we can go back to taking care of the Farmer Circle...
ββββββI know we can do this...
We have done it before...
When they want something different I will send them to you...
Because, I'd be too busy laughing as I watch them eat crow...
My highest respect Dear Farmer...
Sleep well...
sparrowsong
P.S. Welfare allows them to not have to work...
Food Stamps allows them to eat for free...
That's the taxpayers bill...
Unless they can't flip a burger or wipe their ass after they poop...
I think they can get a job...
I think they're doing population control because, they're scared of the day we are no more...
Thank you for your time and consideration...
Let me know if you're Interested in what I'm proposing.
WOW sparrowsong...
You're right...
Without the Farmers they wouldn't need grocery stores either...
Yup.Β
Sure wouldn't...
I'm going to send them a self addressed stamped envelope too...
Great idea sparrowsong...
WOW!
Look at the list of all the Farms and store shelves are empty...
Umm
What's on them are expensive as Hell...
Weird right?
$2.29 for a Can of Green Beans...
sparrowsong that's the lazy people section...
I'm glad I don't need to buy it...
Next isle come on...
Is there a Toilet Paper farm?
Yes it's called...
Leaves...
sparrowsong
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Comments
Wow Sparrowsong..
you just let it all hang out there.. lol
i am sure the farmers enjoyed your letter as I did.
Hello Wilford...
Thank you my friend for the warm fuzzies and the good laugh...
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Thank you very much for your kind comment and support!
sparrowsong
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Hi Sparrowsong... Lovely lovely lines... Leaves... Nice one. Cheers.Β
Great.Β I do organic.Β Never thought I would say that but health has changed my mind
Hello Cleo...
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Thank you for your kind comment and support...
sparrowsong
Hello Greg...
Health?
Do we really have to worry about that?
I wouldn't worry about it until November...
If there's hope we'll be alive in 3 years...
You might want to keep going with that...
We have 2 years if it goes the way they want...
That's if they want to give us 2 years...
Thank you for your kind comment and support...
sparrowsong
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