DELIVERING LIFE

Never in my life have I carried anything before 
Maybe bags of shopping certainly nothing more
To carry something then for nine months every single day 
Is really truly remarkable for this I must say 

Nine months later a miracle pops out 
A lady being pregnant is what I'm talking about 
Human conception is so very difficult to believe 
It's happened for centuries since the time of Adam and Eve 

The male population have it easy for this I'm certain 
As I help deliver another life from behind the swishing curtain