desperate call for a witch doctor 

haint gonna mock ridiculous science 
     asper to be bled
dark practices to leech out mailer daemons, 
     not so laughable nor in cred

double, when oppressed diabolical  dread
oompah loompah fealty l'chaim fled
as hand grenades explode within my head
mettlesome monsters

 
     make mercuric chrome dome feel like a led
zeppelin with fractured stairway to heaven in stead...
delivers me 10,000 maniacal zombies, 
     where angels fear to tread  
cuz, the devil and psyche did wed

shotgun Swedish crow did house mafia style
wrenched, wrested wretched 
     mental state most intense (no croc) dial 
shattered, slewed, splintered sanity, 
     thus practitioner with "FAKE" know how aisle

apprentice Aunt Roadie, 
     who will skewer me evil spirits den da deuce
till I beak home one sacrificed overly cooked goose 
a burnt offering shish kabob 

     no longer able to raise cane on the loose
like a red bull 
     rocky on the shoals of a frantically angry moose
livid with rage 
     (akin to diary of mad a housewife) 
   entropy written, where death will be only truce

pyromaniac qua ramshackle shanty (tinderbox) 
     unleashes wicked zeal
hellacious incendiary juiced ride 
     up plies noisome rubbery odor, 

     sans hot wheel
along the outer limits of functionality explosions 
     precipitate like drops of molten steel
routing hunger, searing nostrils, 
     tearing tenuous fragile tethered tendrils 

     self cannibalizing via tooth and nine inch nail      
     linkedin with nauseousness as thine meal
exemplary asper 
     full blown panic attack 

     lodged within mine genetic 
     blooper imprinted within 
     threaded helical deoxyribonucleic acid 
     art of thee apprenticed deal

like a thunderbolt out of the blue
sympathetic nervous system 
     thrust in high gear with no warning and/or clue
finding spouse helpless asper what to do.