Poem -

Didn’t You

Didn’t You

     Didn’t you see my tweet
you never saw my post on facebook
you never returned my text 
something must be wrong with you 
usually you check 
     Didn’t you know I need you 
your my closest and best of friends 
do I need to fly a banner across the sky 
from where it starts to where it ends 
     Didn’t you look on facebook
you really didn’t see my tweet
something must be wrong with you 
I just
pray it isn’t me 

2022

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