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DISTRACTED BY CHOCOLATE AND BEER

I will tell you a tale how I was distracted by chocolate and beer 
Been eating and drinking them for almost a year
The chocolate is sweet and goes down a treat 
So much better than chewing a sweet 

Drinking beer at the end of a meal is a matter of taste 
Nice at the time but not good for the waist 
My advice would be don't have the two together
For if you did I'm sure you would be under the weather

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