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DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

Some call him Mr. Sanctuary...

Could be because he touted Sanctuary?

Maybe, you didn't hear...

A lot of people sure did...

Did you hear about the Mayor of Austin, Texas?

The Mayor of Oakland did what?

California what's the new happening?

Have you got some U haul's to rent again yet?

​​​​​​Are they coming and going at the same speed?

​​​​​Their saying not all the news are doing their jobs of reporting...

A lot they don't want people to see...

Children under 18Β  can take out a Queer Book for free from of all places, a Library...

Senator bleeped out when he was reading from it...

Did you see that?

People around him looked more embarrassed than he did...

There's so much comedy going on...

So why are you so mad?

It was made the way you wanted it...

Don't point blame...

Stand up...

Be the man you claim to be...

After all you were the one who said it...

Someone heard you...

​​​​​​What color dress hangs in your closet?

I can't remember if you served in the USA military...

Mr. Sanctuary...

Every City has a Mayor...

Every Mayor has a letter next to their name...

Every City has some type of liveable condition...

Try it before you buy it or is it just the hype of impulse that hooks you ...

Bait or Fish...

Which one are you?

Free to be you?

Did you hear a Mayor switched sides?

He was on your side...

Oops...

Keep Fishin'...

Looks like you couldn't reel in that one...

Another one gone...

A problem with the cooler or what?

A lot are jumping out and back in the water...

sparrowsong

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