DOCTOR DARKGATE I PRESUME

   DOCTOR DARKGATE I PRESUME                      TIM WILLIAMS JAN. 2015

ON THE DARKENED SIDE OF TOWN
NARROW COBBLED STREETS CAN HERE BE FOUND
WITH TALL WOODEN BUILDINGS LEANING IN
TO FORM ARCHWAYS LIT BUT DIM
AND HERE AT 14A SHIFTY STREET, PAINTED GREY 
IS THE DENTIST OR NECK ROMANCER'S PLACE OF PREY
LIFE LEVELLING VIA THE THROAT THE SIGN PROCLAIMS
DOCTOR DARKGATE MASTER AT NECK ROMANCING AND INSURANCE CLAIMS

NECK ROMANCING, OR LIFE LEVELLING NOT YOUR NORMAL CLAIMS OR BILLING
YOU'D BE EXPECTING TO HAVE DONE WITH YOUR CAPS AND FILLINGS
WHAT ARE THESE PRACTICES I ASK YOU PRAY
A PROCEDURE ADMINISTERED FROM A DENTISTS CHAIR TODAY
LIFE LEVELLING SOUNDS LIKE IT'S THE CURE FOR ME 
SO LET ME ALITE UPON YOUR CHAIR
SEND DOWN THE MIDGET SEE WHATS THERE
AND MAKE A LIFE ADJUSTMENT WHILE I'M HERE

NOW LIFE ADJUSTMENT HAVING BEEN MADE
I PAID THE GUINEA TO THE DOCTORS MAID
INTO THE COBBLED STREET I WALKED ALL DONE
TOO MY SURPRISE A CHANGE HAD COME
I PULLED MY PISTOL FROM MY COAT
AND PROMPTLY SHOT A FARMER HIS CALF AND GOAT
HEADED TO THE TAVERN COACHING INN NEAR BY
AND SHOT THE LANDLORD THERE WITHIN, A VERY LOWLY CRIME

HERE I SIT INSIDE THIS CELL
WAITING WAITING FOR MY QUICK-LIME HELL
THE MORALE OF THIS STORY IS
DONT HAVE PROCEDURE'S IN A BACK STREET BIZ
UNLESS YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S HAD IT DONE
AND NEVER GO TO TOWN ARMED WITH A GUN

( NECK ROMANCING AND LIFE LEVELLING ARE FICTICIOUS PRACTICES )