DODGY SHEILA AT AIRPORT CONTROL

This dodgy Sheila came from Australia wayÂ
Didn't start well when she didn't say good dayÂ
She worked at the airport security controlÂ
Being allowed in her country was my goalÂ
All types of questions were asked of meÂ
Some were pretty pointless as far as I could see
This dodgy Sheila asked if I hunt and swimÂ
My chances of getting into Australia were now getting slim Â
Why would she ask questions like that ?Â
I know I wasn't expecting a welcome mat Â
This dodgy Sheila finally let me through the gateÂ
My experience at the airport security control was hardly great

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