DODGY SHEILA AT AIRPORT CONTROL

This dodgy Sheila came from Australia way
Didn't start well when she didn't say good day
She worked at the airport security control
Being allowed in her country was my goal
All types of questions were asked of me
Some were pretty pointless as far as I could see
This dodgy Sheila asked if I hunt and swim
My chances of getting into Australia were now getting slim
Why would she ask questions like that ?
I know I wasn't expecting a welcome mat
This dodgy Sheila finally let me through the gate
My experience at the airport security control was hardly great

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