Poem -

DON'T EMPTY THE WALLET

DON'T EMPTY THE WALLET

Sparrowsong go into my wallet and fill these eggs with cash...

Hide the eggs real good...

Don't empty the wallet...

I have it covered...

Don't worry about a thing...

The eggs are hidden...

The egg hunt is on!

Where did everyone go?

They must have found all the cash...

Sparrowsong? 

Yes...

There's only five dollars in my wallet...

You said...

Don't empty the wallet...

Did you see a hundred dollar bill in my wallet?

Yup!

Where is it? 

I put it in a very special egg and I hid it in a very special spot...

I hope noone has found it...

That wasn't the grand prize?

No...

I will go see...

I have good news...

Noone found it?

I was going to say...

They found all the eggs...

That's the good news...

They want to do it again next year...

I am sure they do...

Well, that was very generous of you Sparrowsong...

Thank you...

Wait...

What did I do?

That money was for your new outfit...

I will be back...

Where are you going?

I have a kid to find...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!!......I love your stuff with dialogue FEATHERS!!.......thanx for making me laugh out loud!!.......HAPPY EASTER girlfriend!!........ hugs-n-smiles .......T xo. ?☀✴✳

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Greg Etsell

Sparrowsong I like this and how you add yourself to the poem very funny

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

HAPPY EASTER! 

:)

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for the smiles my friend! 

Hugs and Smiles! 

Love and Rockets! 

Feathers 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

:)

Glad you liked this...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

:)

My daughter did something very similar to this when she was little and she still made out like a bsndit...

Thank you for your comment and support my friend! 

Glad you enjoyed! 

Love n Hugs 

sparrowsong 

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