Poem -

Dr. Zeus

Dr. Zeus

Dr Zeus

"You are fat fat you are
How do You think you got this far
Fat you are how you are fat
what do you rekon to that ?"
Doctor I have been on a diet
for forty years 
As soon as I cut back
My gut says Ayup
here she goes again
we'll just hang back
till she caves in..
"You are fat fat you are
and a liar !
I only eat a spoon of rice
do the gym sometimes twice
and I sit here behind this desk
taxing my brain to distress"
Doctor I work all day
I only have time to sleep
it's hard manual graft
not token brain flexing
pen pushing faff
I'm tired and I'm weak
"you are fat fat you are
your colestrol is fat
your type 2 is fat
your bp is fat
fat !
fat !
fat! fat ! fat ! "
Doctor..I THINK you only see fat
there's more to me than that.
 

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