DRAGON SLAYER

I WISH I COULD SAY THAT WITH MY WORDS I,
SLEW A THOUSAND DRAGONS,
OR LIZARDS, OR BROUGHT WATER TO MY MIRAGE, OR BECAME A SUPERHERO,
OVERNIGHT, I WISH I COULD OPEN AND CLOSE PANDORA'S BOX OF WORDS,
SYALLABES, PHARSES, AND SAYINGS WITH ONE BLOW OF THE SWORD,
AND LAY BARE ALL OF THE INUENDO, ON THE FLOOR OF MISSGIVINGS, ONLY TO FIND,
MY REAL PURPOSE IN LFE SLAY ALL THE DRAGONS, AND LIZARDS OF TIME
THROW OPEN THE BOX OF RHYME.