DRIVING IN L.A

I have never driven in L.A before
I wonder what the journey has in store 
Sure to be busy there is no doubt 
Drivers will scream and start to shout 

This Englishman will find a nice quiet route 
One where drivers will not honk or hoot 
A route where I can drive how I like and feel 
A route where it's a pleasure to be behind a wheel 

I will plan my journey before I start to leave 
Driving in L.A is hard for me to believe 
So come with me and enjoy the drive 
Be grateful for living and to feel alive