Droopy Truth

The Earth is definitely flat...

There is zero doubt about that
for I read it on the internet...

Sure I was skeptical at first...

This blatant contradiction
of established scientific facts
but then I saw all the posts
algorithm spoon fed
BLASTING IN ALL CAPS
that the globe is a pancake...

Now I am empowered...

A disciple of the new truth...

Propagating the gospel
of creative ideology
to smother any inconvenient realities
that run counter
to our freshly contrived version
of free speech liberty