Poem -

Drunken Magistrate

Drunken Magistrate

Sir William Walter Rosy,

Was an Ireland magistrate cozy.

He was kind enough much free

Counted gate way heaven-lee.

Living alone in high mansion.

No family, nothing tension;

Drinking, eating and keeping merry,

Well familiar his nature truly.

Never controvert social safety rule,

Follow every bond of fool.

One day in full drunken mood

Decided firm get raising hood.

Went swiftly to Pearse Streets

Started spitting on walls and seats,

Some were laughing more strange

Assembled police dissolved the mange.

Surprised they all commanding over trace

Observing anxiety of those riotous face;

Warned scout with voice pride performer

Action bolt be taken against offender.

Waiting public for decision appropriate

Smiling answered thus drunken magistrate:

"Arrest me, if fault of mine you any note?

Unless a board 'Don't Spit', must here vote."

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Yasmeen Bano

Dear Sir,

Your poems are really contains practical matter. Interesting, apprehensive comedy.

Regards,

Uasmeen Bano

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Jimmy Arnold

Greetings Ravindra Sir,

Mr. bean a very calculative and thought provoking character, always a man in found to be, locked in thought, not to mention the hilarious antics and chaos, he seems to keep stirred up, but always find some means, after motive, to ease his way out...Love this guys character and like always, leave it up to you, to be able to bring back memories and pure laughter, that modern day television, is allowing to sadly slip away.....Art sir, pure art........Not only are you the poet,  of its poetic creation but the artist, that once again, painted the picture and life of this comedian, back into the humorous minds, of your readers / followers and we thank you.....   

Kindest of all regards and glad to see you back,

Jim

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Ravindra Kumar

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your fruitful suggestion.

Regards,

Ravindra Kumar

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piusha singh

Dear  Ravindra ji a very  good write.I love Mr.bean's picture complementing your write.Thought provoking comical write.

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Ravindra Kumar

Dear Poetess,

Your liking is my pleasure. You are welcome.

Ravindra Kumar

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