Poem -

EIGHT LEGGED SPIDER

An eight legged spider is coming after me 
In my dreams when I should be sleeping naturally 
Go away spider and target someone else instead
I want to sleep now and rest my weary head 

An eight legged spider is coming after me 
Licking their lips and wants to eat me for tea 
Why can't I have nice dreams like sunny days 
Instead I have to put up with this spider craze

An eight legged spider is coming after me 
For goodness sake spider just please let me be
I need my sleep so I can function at work 
Damn you spider you driving me berserk

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