Epic

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Angel of mercy please...

Angel of mercy please intercede

Weakest most lame specimen
among human breed
control of my life I willingly concede
...

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Almost three years ago from...

Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022

self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!

Ably cane resign eternal...

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I awkwardly, ineptly, and...

whereat purposefulness rarely gained traction

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Dickens Christmas carol...

Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Overman Skye

Overman Skye

The Airn-Wanderer:

WÆPEN WUNDUM SUNDORGENGA

Waes Ah! Waes Ah, noo!
Beguid! an’...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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Grateful

Grateful

Bills are paid, heat fills the home, there’s a roof covered in snow, a place we call our own, the fridge is...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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Gewill Overman

Gewill Overman

ÆFRE SWĀ DÆGES, ÄȘSERNUM-BORDHREÓÐUM
GRYRELÉOÐ OND HLÉOÞCWIDE SWĀ!
FÉÐEWÍGUM SĒ EFTCYME! SWĀ...

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Overman Scyld

Overman Scyld

Mid Guðrum sĂȘ lĂȘodgebyrga eft
On wanre niht, monajjfyllene!
Wulfe mĂźn geniwung! ond...

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Lone Walker

Lone Walker

A Lone Walker nowe Ah!
Intae Theis Murky Naycht
‘Yont Whin-Rock menacin’,
Ewry Wound...

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Mother Goose would find her...

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

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Wlf

Wlf

Hwenne, och! slawlie IT, an’ unco Licht!
Afoyr th' wounded frae Lyife Ghaist-Ancestors,
At...

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EIΔΩΛΩ OVERMAN

EIΔΩΛΩ OVERMAN

FEODALI SEPTIMA ALTAQVE METALLI AC SOLIS MEA HIC VINDICTA
PROFVNDVM DENVO HVIVS HASTILVDII DICITVR...