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DO YOU WANT PRAYER FOR A...

DO YOU WANT PRAYER FOR A TSUNAMI YET?

Having fun yet?

​​​​​​May as well keep them in Office...

I don't think there's much damage...

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YOU NEVER LIED, YOU NEVER DIED

YOU NEVER LIED, YOU NEVER DIED

I remember that day...

The first time we actually talked without sight...

Without sound...

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THEIR STANDARD

THEIR STANDARD

They want to pretend they're Ghetto...

That's between their Communities they grew up in...

...

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Expression of an Impressionist

Expression of an Impressionist

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

The alarming trend of renegade
souper spoons ladling out...

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NEW FACES

NEW FACES

Let me get this straight...

​​​​​​They think people are going to flip through the Channels......

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THE ONLY ONE?

THE ONLY ONE?

Most people know what it takes to Drive a Big Rig...

You used to have to know how to Read English...

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MOTHER NATURE'S LOVE

MOTHER NATURE'S LOVE

The gifts she holds close to her heart...

She would freely give...

​​​​​She's not really...

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IT'S JUST BOWLING MY DEAR

IT'S JUST BOWLING MY DEAR

When a group of people stand...

You turn off the Volume...

One Ball...

Ten Pins...

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THE BETRAYAL BANQUET

THE BETRAYAL BANQUET

Simply Delicious!

I didn't think they're ridiculous Show would ever end...

Did you?...

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Affectations trailed with...

suffuses me with giddiness

Affectations trailed with pet appellations, particularly endearments

Even though veritable hypothetical unknown females
courtesy Facebook Messenger
frequently...

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Life Number

Life Number

It turns out I’m a 6,
my oldest son a 7,
my youngest son an 8
and our leader is a 9...

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The Dead...

The Dead...

A flaming raven with a blood thirst craving appeared through the murky clouds,
Stealing the...

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EYES ON NEW JERSEY

HALLOWEEN CAME EARLY

EYES ON NEW JERSEY

Kathy Hochul gave her added thumbs up to the Green New Deal...

She's giving her constituents a real...

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No exit allows egress...

No exit allows egress...

forever dooming how the missus and I relate
where interplay, foreplay and coldplay
insinuated...

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Echoes of Olympus: Heracles...

Echoes of Olympus: Heracles and the Giants demise

Echoes of Olympus: Heracles and the Fall of the Giants

In the midst of chaos, one mortal did rise, Heracles, hero, with strength to surprise. With bow in his hand...

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FRANCE IS HISTORY

FRANCE IS HISTORY

Is it Money or is it Weakness?

Is it they just didn't care?

Funny in English they're called...

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LOVE FOR THE CRIMINALS

LOVE FOR THE CRIMINALS

You're on their side?

You don't want a safe Community?

You want to attack and Defund those...