Epic

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I wanna trade in my stubby...

I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,...

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Earth Day April 22nd 2024

Earth Day April 22nd 2024

I lament bidding Gaia's creatures adieu,
an inner conflict dust brew
within this scribe, who...

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Growing my hair down below...

Growing my hair down below my knees...

stimulated courtesy follicles,
where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E...

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I made a good impression...

I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023...

getting fitted for a new pair of dentures
at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania;
...

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WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

If you find some time today and you want to try something different?

The Sky is the Limit......

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WORKING LADIES

WORKING LADIES

Break Time...

Right?

You have an hour?

​​​​​​Wouldn't that make it for a Hi How was...

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WHILE WE'RE HERE, STILL

WHILE WE'RE HERE, STILL

Did you have a moment last night?

Yesterday?

Did you notice something on the extraordinary...

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WHAT WERE YOU MAD ABOUT?

Is this more proof you needed?

I said prosperity and people got mad as if the word work is highly...

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UNFAIR FIGHT

Out there on display...

You have tied the hands of your opponent...

If you fought fair...

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YOU ARE VERY KIND

YOU ARE VERY KIND

You opened your hearts to your future...

Known for THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD...

Such an...

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IN THE DARKNESS

IN THE DARKNESS

I sit and wonder...

​​​​​​Not much waiting for the answer...

Things I see...

Having...

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Reaffirming marital...

Reaffirming marital covenant chaste away errant infidelity

Whereby I confessed being guilty
impossible mission to escape accusation
of prurient...

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Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

poise zen dystopian rant

Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate
sinister debacle that will...

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Unsettling premonition...

Unsettling premonition kickstarts fiendish abomination

Consider the following
dogmatic, enigmatic, fantastic,
idiotic, jargonistic, kimetic,...

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144,000 SEE FOR YOURSELF

Just Read The Signs

A certain percentage?

A Seal?

The Winds?

The Sky?

The Clouds?

The...

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Book cause I spend an...

out loud.

Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

As a hypothetical argument
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of...

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FOOLED THE ENTIRE TIME?

FOOLED THE ENTIRE TIME?

People are just now noticing the risks their children have been put in...

When you Google Where do...