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EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE..!!

Welcome too the street I live in it,s the morning of the big police raid. They,ve come for the drugs, the thugs and the mugs, the madam and all of her maids.

Mr Smith at 46 has been caught with a spliff and rumour has it he,s supplying 48.

Mr Maloney told a lot of baloney about the arrival of his new chinese mates ,  so now  it,s their fate as guests of the state too make  years of  yellow car plates. 

Mrs Trappatoni and all of her cronies were picked up on numerous dates.They sure swore blind that they were just being kind in offering serviceable waifs.

Mr Delaney at 5,6 and 10 was caught with a batch of cocaine. A New York lawyer appeared on the scene and said he hoped too soon restrain.

Mr Dagleish let the girl off the leash and the cops put an end too her pain.

Mrs De Ville was most evil still and had puppy coats all on display.

Dr Horner sat in a corner, were the police made it clear and straight...that pharmaceutical heroin is not an alternative to opening your practice late.

Mrs Lin cursed them all with a gin, screaming drugs were evil and sin ,soon after, too be found by the bin into which she nearly fell in..

Stephen o, Dowd praised his garden so loud that it came as a shock( when put on the spot) that he managed it all on sulphate  and Mrs o,Dee said that,s not for me as codeine she ate( in packets of eight ) too satisfy a purists palate.

Tramadol cures it all said Barry mc Fall as they led him away very late. AS for me I,m addicted too tea s and m and a fine blend of Turkish hashish.

So don,t let it be said we sleep alone in a bed.... without something too keep us awake.

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Tina Moore

lol this is a brilliant ,funny piece colin and sounds like my street so i empathize lol  tina x

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colin mc dermott

AND AGAIN TINA ..IN YOUR DEBT MY DEAR ..HONOURED FOR YOUR OVER KIND COMMENTS..REALLY PLEASED I MADE YOU SMILE...

COLIN

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scolto8

please understand its to  not too

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